Do you guys ever play that game ‘what would the title of my memoir be?’ Because it’s one of my favorites. Should my life ever get tragically exciting, I think these would do quite nicely:
I Stole That From a Restaurant. No, Really. I did.
A Very Hipster Thanksgiving And Other Holidays That Need to Be Celebrated
It’s a Matter of Pride: Winning the Penis Game and Other Fun Adventures
I Bet I Can Spend More Time Trolling The Internet Than You
A Photo For Every Place I’ve Ever Eaten: One Girl’s Story of Her Addiction to Instagram (And How She Never Got Over It)
That Time I Set the Oven On Fire And Other Kitchen Mishaps
I’m Glad You’re Not a Serial Killer: How I Wound Up With Three Moms and a Dad (And Not Like That TV Show)
Aja Nachele: How Best Friends Lower Your IQ to the Point You Can’t Be Seen In Public Together
It’s Too Hot Out: When Parents Come to Visit and Other Familial Tales
Who Is Miguel and Why Is He Rapping?: Crazy Neighbors and How to Avoid Them
West of Broadway: I Have Limits, Man
What would the title of your memoir be?